Comments on: Tooling the Kitchen at Gadget Gals Site

By: Jan Norris

Jan Norris — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:02:43 +0000

And thanks for mentioning sex on my site. Anything to lure traffic.

(Not as good as you playing with your organ on your site, but I take whatever comes.)

OK: since you’re all going to ask me — http://www.charleskeefer.wordpress.com – it’s in the comments.

By: Jan Norris

Jan Norris — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:58:05 +0000

How do you know whether Gallo — or Iron Horse or Trinchero — doesn’t have magnets all around their plant?

I’m thinking the earth is more magnetized the closer to the poles you get, and Napa’s lots closer than we are. Which is why you don’t see many grapevines in Miami.
Perfect logic from a native who has coconut milk in her veins.

By: Charles Keefer

Charles Keefer — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:09:12 +0000

Yeah, and put the thing under the bed for better sex.

Why don’t I believe this?

If this really worked, why wouldn’t Gallo just magnetize their shipping department?

You say I can get one on Amazon. Cool.